Yo Philly in the News (Phillyist) A statewide child porn investigation has led to 44 individuals being charged . The defendants "[range in age from a juvenile to a 70-year-old." Local favorite business Tasty Baking Company—makers of all those delicious Tastykakes— has a new home a huge bakery and warehouse facility at the Navy Yard in South Philly. Vince Fumo's former allies are now supporting Pat Meehan —the U.S. Attorney ... read more >>
Fired Philly Officers Get Second Chance (Officer.com) Philadelphia police say eight officers who were fired or disciplined after a TV news helicopter captured video of them beating three suspects are getting their jobs back or punishments reduced. read more >>
Wind rain knock out power to 70K in Philly area (6abc Philadelphia) Strong wind and heavy rain roared through the Philadelphia area Saturday leaving tens of thousands of customers without power while across Pennsylvania officials and residents kept a nervous eye on rivers swollen by rain and melting snow. read more >>
NHL: Philadelphia 3 Chicago 2 (UPI) PHILADELPHIA March 13 (UPI) -- Chris Pronger redirected a Claude Giroux pass into the net with 2.1 seconds left lifting the Philadelphia Flyers to a 3-2 win over Chicago Saturday. read more >>
NBA: Cleveland 100 Philadelphia 95 (UPI) PHILADELPHIA March 12 (UPI) -- LeBron James returned from a two-game absence Friday to score 23 points and pace Cleveland to a 100-95 victory over Philadelphia. read more >>
2010 Philadelphia Phillies Schedule (AP via Yahoo! Sports) All Times EDT April 5 at Washington 1:05 p.m. April 7 at Washington 7:05 p.m. April 8 at Washington 4:35 p.m. April 9 at Houston 8:05 p.m. April 10 at Houston 8:05 p.m. April 11 at Houston 2:05 p.m. April 12 Washington 7:05 p.m. April 14 Washington 7:05 p.m. April 15 Washington 7:05 p.m. April 16 Florida 7:05 p.m. April 17 Florida 7:05 p.m. April 18 Florida 1:35 p.m. April 20 at ... read more >>
Orlando Titans turn back the Philadelphia Wings in lacrosse (Orlando Sentinel) The Orlando Titans got five points from Jordan Hall and Ryan Boyle in an 11-9 victory against Philadelphia in a National Lacrosse League match. SUMMARY: Jordan Hall and Ryan Boyle each scored twice and added three assists Friday night leading the Orlando Titans (5-3) past the Philadelphia Wings (2-8) 11-9 in a National Lacrosse League match at Amway Arena. The Titans' Casey Powell did not play ... read more >>
FRANK MANZO TO DEBUT AL-ANABI RACING TOP ALCOHOL FUNNY CAR IN GAINESVILLE (The Auto Channel) Al-Anabi Racing Group March 9 2010 Contact: Wes Buck 660.216.9779 cell; wesbuckinc@gmail.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FRANK MANZO TO DEBUT AL-ANABI RACING TOP ALCOHOL FUNNY CAR IN GAINESVILLE (3-11-10) GAINESVILLE Florida – Beginning a new chapter in his storied drag racing career Frank “Ace” Manzo widely considered the most prolific Sportsman racer in the history of ... read more >>
Hight leads Funny Car qualifying (The Daily Jeffersonian) GAINESVILLE Fla. (AP) - Robert Hight raced to the Funny Car lead Friday during a rain-shortened qualifying session in the NHRA Gatornationals. The defending series champion powered his Ford Mustang to a Gainesville Raceway-record 4.060 seconds at 310.13 mph to move to the top of the 16-car qualifying order. read more >>
How to be funny in 15 minutes or less (Bluffton News-Banner) Being funny is one thing. Being funny in an article on deadline is something else entirely. Last night I’m thinking I had all my stories turned in for today. With nothing to worry about I settled in to watch some television relax and get to bed early. read more >>
Review: Something 'Funny' indeed happening in Chardon (The News-Herald) Lyrics from the opening musical number of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" promise "something for everyone. A comedy tonight!" That is exactly what is delivered in this Burt Shevelove and Larry Gelbart play — and in the current Geauga Lyric Theater Guild's production of it. read more >>
Editor-At-Large: Three cheers for our clever funny Generation Y (Independent) Lucy Neville-Rolfe of Tesco is one of a handful of bosses (including her own chief executive Sir Terry Leahy and Sir Stuart Rose of M&S) who seem to delight in denigrating young people painting a picture of a generation that's not just lazy but unemployable. Last week she addressed the Institute of Grocery Distribution moaning that some school leavers "seem to think the world owes them a ... read more >>
Lower limits and random tests will save lives (Vancouver Sun) Proposals for changes to the Criminal Code that would lower blood alcohol limits for drivers and provide for random testing to determine levels of impairment have predictably triggered a debate over whether the measures go too far in a democratic society. read more >>
Random acts of senseless sporting - 3/14 (Salem News) A few weeks ago I said the best thing Tiger Woods could do was make his return at the rowdy raucous Phoenix Open. It would've shown a great deal of courage as golf's biggest player faced his fears head on in front of an unrelenting crowd. Of course he didn't. read more >>
White heat (New York Post) “Is it possible for a brother and sister to dress in only red white and black play blues music with no computers or samples travel across the Arctic to places other bands would be scared to venture play free shows everyday at random locations and not be the biggest thing... read more >>
Imaginary creatures fill hilarious 'Flanimals' (Post-Tribune) You just have to love "Flanimals -- Pop-Up" by Ricky Gervais. The first paragraph tells us that Flanimals are the most diverse phenomenon in the known universe. Or in the unknown universe for that matter. Of course we don't know anything about the unknown universe or it wouldn't be unknown. That tells you what to expect in this hilarious look at imaginary creatures. Each spread has at least one ... read more >>
Will Wright Makes Surprise Appearance at GDC (Game Informer) As the mystery guest for GDC's final panel Spore creator Will Wright came out of hiding to discuss leaving Electronic Arts the game he's spent the most time with in his life and a little thing he calls the "metaphysics of game development." In typical Will Wright fashion the speech featured quick-witted quips a hilarious slide presentation and an amalgam of insightful ideas. The wide ... read more >>
'Avenue Q': Perv puppets timely themes (Manila Bulletin) It’s not very often that one would get to see in the cottony flesh puppets making love on stage. But that’s not all there is in the fifth staging of “Avenue Q” in Manila. Aside from the aforementioned hilarious visual “feast” it boasts of a powerful ensemble of thespians a relevant message delivered with hilarity and profundity and hook-laden brilliant songs that are just awesome to bits ... read more >>
A fertile documentary and a sterile comedy (Washington Post) The very notion of fatherhood begins on a scale so tiny it has to be measured in microns. It's where babies come from some of whom get roles as sitcom children but we'll get to that after some learnin' about sperm. read more >>
Get the Message? Now Get the Picture with FunTweet A New Way to Visualize Twitter Streams (PRWeb) America’s largest mobile content community FunMobility announces today the launch of FunTweet a web service which turns any Twitter stream into visual messages that are related to the text. FunTweet allows users to post their tweets but also makes the most basic tweets inspring hilarious and fun when the text turns into a matching image. (PRWeb Mar 13 2010) Read the full story at [[[SHIFTOUT ... read more >>
Comedian Paul Bond in Waco (Waco Tribune-Herald) New York comedian Paul Bond who has toured nationally with “Saturday Night Live’s” Jim Breuer will perform shows at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday at the Waco Civic Theatre 1517 Lake Air Drive. Tickets cost $25. read more >>
Celebrity birthdays on March 14 (Miami Herald) Actor Michael Caine and composer-conductor Quincy Jones are 77. Comedian Billy Crystal is 62. Actor Adrian Zmed is 56. Country singer Jann Browne is 56. Actress Tamara Tunie ( Law & Order : SVU) is 51. Actress Penny Johnson Jerald (24) is 49. Singer Kristian Bush of Sugarland is 40. Actress Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica) is 36. Actor Chris Klein is 31. Singer-keyboardist Taylor Hanson of ... read more >>
Celebrity birthdays for March 14 (Pioneer Press) Actor Michael Caine is 77. Composer-conductor Quincy Jones is 77. Country singer Michael Martin Murphey is 65. Sax player Walt Parazaider of Chicago is 65. Comedian Billy Crystal is 62. Actor Adrian Zmed is 56. Country singer Jann Browne is 56. Actress Tamara Tunie is 51. Actress Penny Johnson Jerald ("24") is 49. Drummer Michael Bland of Soul Asylum is 41. Singer Kristian Bush of Sugarland is ... read more >>
Movies television Broadway: Susie Mosher has done it all (Lancaster Online) For singer/actress/comedian Susie Mosher the hardest part about movie acting is the pacing."It's not like live theater with weeks and weeks of time to rehearse. You get to the set they light you and sometimes they allow you one run-through. But then after that the cameras start rolling" Mosh... read more >>
New Meat Loaf Album Coming in May (antiMUSIC) A top story from this week. May 11th may not be a hot summer night but Meat Loaf fans will once again be able to offer up body parts to the wolf with the red roses for some new music from the iconic singer read more >>
US Chef Charged With Serving Whale Meat (redOrbit) The Justice Department said on Thursday that a California sushi chef and the restaurant that he worked for have both been charged with illegally serving meat from an endangered Sei whale. read more >>
'Celebrity Apprentice' returns with Blago (Chicago Tribune) What have we done my fellow Illinoisans to deserve another reality show starring a Blagojevich? Apparently ours is not to wonder why. Ours is to merely endure "The Celebrity Apprentice" (8 p.m. Sunday WMAQ-Ch. 5) and pray for an eventual end to the Blagojevich clan's 15 minutes of fame. read more >>
Will Celebrity Apprentice Decide Most Embarassing Political State? (Chicagoist) AP Photo/Mary Altaffer With the debut of Celebrity Apprentice coming Sunday get ready for another Blagojevich onslaught. Watching the former Illinois Governor in competition for Donald Trump’s approval in New York will be a reminder that we are not living in the only politically shameful state in the Union. The Empire State's upheaval makes one wonder which is more dysfunctional Springfield ... read more >>
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